Let’s get one thing straight: Mornings are a design flaw. At Not A Morning Person Coffee Co., we don't do "rise and shine." We do "drag yourself to the kitchen and hope for a miracle."

We founded this company because we were tired of "cheerful" coffee brands. You know the ones, the ones with the chirping birds and the people doing yoga at 5:00 AM. That’s not us. We’re the ones hiding under the covers.

We’ve spent years perfecting roasts that are specifically designed to jumpstart a stalled brain. We source high-caffeine, low-acid beans that are bold enough to cut through the morning fog without being bitter (unlike your personality before 10:00 AM). We roast in small batches so it's fresh, strong, and ready to handle the heavy lifting.

You handle the snooze button. We’ll handle the rest.